One of the businesses I own is Surface Medical.
A perk of being a owner is that you can do stuff for your buddies. (If they're good buddies and you like them.)
So, if there's anyone (even lurkers) who would like to get in good with your wife, even it it's getting laser hair removal on your back, let me know and I'll hook you up.
This is kind of an ongoing offer so if you bump into me at Fight Club or Market Street (where it seems everyone eats in down town Salt Lake) mention something to me and you're set. You could also email me.
I hooked up Ryan Money. You'll have to ask him yourself if he's in better with his wife or not.
Here's a partial list of services we provide (before and after pictures) so you can see what your wife will look like after you do the good deed: